Hilarisch commentaar van Nicholas E. Darling, President van de American Ornithological Society aan het adres van de heer P.R. Nelson, Minneapolis:
Despite the provocative title of the speech you proposed, ”When Doves Cry”, we are not in the habit of hiring speakers who are not ornithologists. But frankly, Mr. Prince, your androgynous, highly charged sexuality hypnotized us. We went crazy; you were a star; we wanted you to take us with you. Also, as you know, we were all quite fond of your father, Tubold. Knowing how rigorous Tubold’s academic standards were, we thought his son would be just as thorough and insightful. But you are not like your father, Tubold.